That is so a hot look on you. Kylie gives us a peek at the portrait in the attic

Don't fancy yours much!

Yeah, we know it’s for a film (because she’s just as good an ‘actress’ as she is a ‘singer’ as anyone who has seen Universal Soldier 2, her big Hollywood break, can testify), so the tats aren’t real and the hair is on purpose. But the belly ain’t prosthetic, honey, and we’re pretty sure the spot isn’t either.

Nasty girl! Please stay indoors more often.

Oh, b, t and w… has anyone heard the new album out on Monday? The voice has been through more machinery than *tries to think of something that’s been through a lot of machinery. Can’t come up with any ideas that would top the amount of machinery her voice has been through*… she sounds like a hairdryer.

Repellent. Rep-el-ente, we say.

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17 comments to “That is so a hot look on you. Kylie gives us a peek at the portrait in the attic”

  1. You’re really driving me to like Kylie. She may be the sound-track to my next holy-day.

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  2. *shudders*

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  3. She looks like most girls who think they look hot actually look.

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  4. This should be put out as a government warning against women wanting tattoos

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  5. I j’aime her!

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  6. it’s cool she’s doing something other than the sex kitten thing (in a ‘lesbian themed’ movie, no less). fuck you and your ‘she’s fat’ bollocks. one can only imagine the munter(s) running this blog…

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  7. Typical reaction from a Kylie fan, there… Disagree with someone, therefore they’re a munter. How very Daily Mail.

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  8. I know some very lovely munters.

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  9. I really hate to be a pedant, Pandapop, and lame schoolgirl comment aside (I’m assuming your dad’s bigger than everyone else’s too), where on earth do they say ‘she’s fat’?

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  10. ‘She sounds like a hairdryer’ is my line of the day.

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  11. thats not kylie is it? wow ..no its not k ur kidding right? that is not here OH STOP…!

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  12. In the interest of fairness, it has to be said that this is a “worst case scenario” photo. Her mouth does not look that aged in reality nor does her neck. It’s a mean old photographer’s wet dream to catch a moment like that when someone is pulling a face and doing odd things with one’s facial muscles. Her body is great! Nothing says “fuck it — I’ll have another biscuit with my tea” like surviving cancer. Shame they can’t do something about that head cold she’s had since 1987 …

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  13. I like the last line of your Kylie dissertation, Big B…

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  14. Pedant
    June 30th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    I really hate to be a pedant, Pandapop, and lame schoolgirl comment aside (I’m assuming your dad’s bigger than everyone else’s too), where on earth do they say ’she’s fat’?

    Hmmm – you hate to be a pedant SOOOOOOOOOOO much you chose it for your moniker above all the squillions of other names possible. Not working for me.

    Right here’s where they call her fat: “But the belly ain’t prosthetic, honey,”

    Pay more attention to detail, it’ll serve you well.

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  15. All women look fucking ugly without make-up

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  16. Nasty Girl… I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Where do they say, ‘she’s fat’? No really, I do hate to be a pedant, but the words ‘she’s fat’ are nowhere to be seen. Nope, still not there.

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  17. I loved Kylie when she knew she was shit.

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