Meet Alice Swanepoel, no relation to Through The Looking Glass.
Alice Swanepoel has been unlucky in love.
*some shite song by The Cranberries plays*
Unlucky In Love Alice Swanepoel thought to herself one day, whilst reaching down to fasten her caramel kitten heels (not too sexy!), ‘What the fuck, I’m gonna get myself a nice, rich, older man. Why? Because I’m hot, I have non-slip tiles, and I deserve it!’
And by jove doesn’t she!
So Unlucky In Love Alice Swanepoel decided to join Sugardaddie.com. Because why go out for crumpet when you can call in! (more…)