Duncan James off-of Blue has obviously realised that if he’s going to get down with the gays (remember he came out as bisexual recently), he’s going to have to shape up, Ricky Martin-style. It is the law and we are strict enforcers.
Here he is laughing it up in Bali (which we think shows a bit of a lack of imagination) with bgf Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Whom we love almost as much as Duncan, mainly for her madness, impeccable manners and ability to jump two-footed onto her own coffee table the minute anyone plays a Beyonce record.
We probably love Duncan more though, largely *pats hair in style of Mae West* because he was known as Nelly when he was in Blue, after Nelly the Elephant.
‘Fucking enormous’ was how lovely band-mate Lee Ryan described it. And he should know: he’s had threesomes with Nelly.
*wees, finds colour of wee is white*