Well, Myra Hindley’s dead, so it can’t be her. Rose West is probably too old and fat by now. Christine Bleakley can’t speak English properly. Kylie can’t act…
Stop right there. Pull it back. Meryl Streep! Perfect. She has a pointy nose and has played villainesses before (the nun in Doubt, the… can’t think of any more).
And just as great minds think alike some great mind has thought alike to our great mind and got – guess who! – Meryl Streep to sign up to play – guess what! – Margaret Thatcher, famous Milk Snatcher. Also famous cunt.
Directed by Phyllida Law of Mamma Mia fame (oh!) and co-starring Jim Broadbent off-of Moulin Rouge as husband Dennis, it will be set in the run-up to the Falklands War.
*lighting cigarette in post-coital stylee* Yes, we remember it well.