‘Fuck you, you psycho cunt… you’re going to get raped by a pack of n******!’ The latest update from the private life of that charming Christian gentleman Mel Gibson

Mr and Mrs

You see before you, ladies and germs, that deeply committed Christian (and homophobe and anti-Semite) Melanie Gibson and the woman he dumped his wife and the mother of his 73 children for. Hello!

But things are not going well in fairyland, kids. And Melanie has fallen out with the pretty lady, who he knocked up and has another child with (haven’t these people heard of prophylactic sheaths?).

Fallen out so hard, in fact, that some recordings of him apparently abusing her have turned up on our beloved internet. Obviously, he might go on to say they’re not genuine, but we’re just stating the facts as we know them.

Oh, and they’re choice.

‘You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n******, it will be your fault,’ the recording has him say at one point. What on earth was she wearing? A slightly short skirt? ‘I’m going to burn the fucking house down but you will blow me first.’ ‘You will blow me…’ What a funny use of the future simple!

Oh, and that reminds us, must rent the film of the last moving moments of Christ Our Lord’s life. You know the one that made Melanie hundreds of millions of pounds. It might inspire us!

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9 comments to “‘Fuck you, you psycho cunt… you’re going to get raped by a pack of n******!’ The latest update from the private life of that charming Christian gentleman Mel Gibson”

  1. Jesus what a cunt. And ‘cunt’ is so wasted on him.

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  2. This: ‘I’m going to burn the fucking house down but you will blow me first’ is my most successful chat-up line. It never fails.

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  3. I thought the line sounded familiar.

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  4. Oh Lulu, you were like a fucking pig in heat.

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  5. No wonder that group of gentlemen of colour were interested, Lulu.

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  6. Back to Mel – just look at her face! Granted he’s nuts, but he shoulda talked to Tim Dalton yonks previous.

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  7. Remember when Mel wasn’t a racist and he looked like this: http://briyanshu.blogspot.com/2009/10/mel-gibson-in-tim-1979.html
    *sighs* those were the days

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  8. Every sentance is better when you add “you will blow me first”. Very Hallmark cardy.

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  9. I can say, with some authority & certainty, that Mel Gibson has developed a genuine mental problem … and as he’s famous, it probably won’t be treated … and he’ll eventually kill someone. Can’t they just lock him a Vatican dungeon or summink already! For everyone’s sake …

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