Christine Bleakley – the poster girl for mediocrity – is here seen touching the middle part of Frank Lampard, who we hear is a footballer.
We like what he’s done to his shorts.
Now it comes as a worry and a tradge when the Daily Mail decides to take a dislike to someone, as it appears they have done with Christine Bleakley. They are even suggesting she’s ruthless.
Call a woman a cunt but ruthless?
And that’s twice we’ve had to use italics today.