We are always keen to see hot people get their knickers off in the aid of charity – this one is PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
In fact, we’ll go further than that, we are always fully supportive of hot people who get their knickers off period. As in ‘full stop’, not as in… the other kind of period is where you keep your knickers firmly on!
Anyways and hoos, these three people are from US reality shows that we have never heard of and, with the name Simon Fuller attached, never want to hear of. But our attention was drawn to the fella on the left, as one’s attention would be. He is the former boyfriend of one Miley Cyrus, god-bothering little tartlet with teeth too big for her head.
What did sexy young buck no one had ever heard of ever see in multi-squillionairess superstar Miley Cyrus? It’s what you’re asking yourself. She must just be a very nice person.
Oh, hang on, move it back, hold the phone… we’ve met her and she’s not! What can it be in that case? That God, he really does move in the most mysteriousest of ways.
The man on the left (right? Shake it all about?) used to go out with Miley Cyrus! It's because she's beautiful inside.,