George Michael begins a one-man campaign to smash the capitalist evil that is Snappy Snaps by crashing his car into his local branch after being on the London Gay Pride march

Handbrake, clutch, mirror, indicate, lipstick

George Michael, one of our favourite dangerous drivers (though the Italian who once took us on a drunken Tron-like zip through Milan on New Year’s Eve comes a close second) has been up to his old tricks again.

No, not taking drugs.

No, not getting caught with his knickers down in public toilies.

No, not hiring in a gaggle of rent boys and damn the expense.

No, not bitch slapping Boy George.

No, not… my god! How many tricks has the man got?

He has been up to crashing his car into the front of Snappy Snaps, a shop which, in the olden days before digital, used to process photographs. They now mainly emboss anything from a mug to a cushion to a small child’s face with images from your holiday in Gran Canaria.

He has been arrested for the crash, which apparently happened on his way back from Gay Pride (well, we know the state we were in after that little shindig, so we can only imagine…) so there must have been something other than slippery fingers and a cat running into the road behind it.

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6 comments to “George Michael begins a one-man campaign to smash the capitalist evil that is Snappy Snaps by crashing his car into his local branch after being on the London Gay Pride march”

  1. Okay … enough! Is someone going to intervene or are we just going to wait till he kills himself and/or [more likely] runs someone down on the streets of London while high? He’s a brilliant musician & entertainer but this is just boring now. I’m still in shock from reading his candid interview in the Guardian [last year?] wherein he said he was *down* to eight spliffs a day. :-o Kill yourself whilst driving high if you must … but don’t take out innocent pedestrians! Never mind when he defended his cruising for sex in the woods as “part of gay culture” — I’m not sure I’m ever forgiving that.

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  2. Cute top, though.

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  3. i always thought he was a bottom….?

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  4. Face and neck : a zeppelin in a condom?

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  5. Did Georgious Michaella once. s’true. He smelt of tobacco and had a teeny tiny penis, and was the closest thing to a yetti I have ever seen.

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  6. Oh, Tequilla…! I don’t know where to look.

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