To be fair, she might not even know a rhino is an animal

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OK, so she’s known as The Body because no one is ever going to assume there’s much of a Mind in there… (she’s also one of the least-liked slebs in operation. Ask anyone. Anyone. Rude, haughty, cunty even…)

And when asked for her beauty secret, instead of saying Vaseline like any normal former supermodel, Elle McPherson – top wearer of clothes for money and ‘designer’ of lingerie (she actually needed help even with the signature, let alone the ‘designs’) – she said, wait for it, rhino horn.

Never mind that the rhino is an endangered animal, beauty is beauty. Is beauty. Is beauty.

Is beauty. Beauty. Is.

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3 comments to “To be fair, she might not even know a rhino is an animal”

  1. I spotted Elle “The Body” McPherson in Budgens on Shaftesbury Avenue. She wasn’t looking too haughty, but then, she was in Budgens.

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  2. Stupid cow!! What kind of answer is that?!! It has a FUCK YOU attitude attached!!

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  3. worked with her once – as she was being mic’ed up in the studio her first words for all of us in the gallery to hear were…”If someone doesn’t bring me a fucking hairbrush I’m going to commit suicide” s’true! Oh how we laughed….daft cow

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