OK, so she’s known as The Body because no one is ever going to assume there’s much of a Mind in there… (she’s also one of the least-liked slebs in operation. Ask anyone. Anyone. Rude, haughty, cunty even…)
And when asked for her beauty secret, instead of saying Vaseline like any normal former supermodel, Elle McPherson – top wearer of clothes for money and ‘designer’ of lingerie (she actually needed help even with the signature, let alone the ‘designs’) – she said, wait for it, rhino horn.
Never mind that the rhino is an endangered animal, beauty is beauty. Is beauty. Is beauty.
Is beauty. Beauty. Is.