Never mind the footballers in the World Cup Final… we’ll take the ref!

Card us, bitch!

It’s probably the only way an Englishman is going to find himself on a World Cup Final pitch (unless he streaks, which we strongly recommend, btw!) but hats (and other more intimate items of clothing) off to Howard Webb, last night’s hard-working ref in Her Majesty’s World Cup Final. Ooh, them Dutch is dirty. And in an entirely different way to how they used to be.

Anyways, it was a tough job. And if there’s one thing we likes it’s a tough man up to a hard job. Or a hard man up to a tough job. Or just rearrange the words ‘man’, ‘hard’, ‘tough’, ‘up’ and ‘condom’.

*pats hair. Reapplies Strawberry LipSalve*

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7 comments to “Never mind the footballers in the World Cup Final… we’ll take the ref!”

  1. i’m loving how England as ‘appropriated’ the world cup final for itself just because it had an English referee…. laughable and not a little dull.

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  2. There was a match on?

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  3. I loved the baby blue outfits. But who were those other 20-odd blokes running around getting in the way?

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  4. Agreed – the ref is a bit of alright!!!

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  5. Wesley Sneijder. End of message.

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  6. Snesley Wider.
    if FIFA were serious about it being a family game, they’d replace sudden death with another form of decider, like, I dunno, wrestling, or maybe a swimwear round. That’d raise everyone’s game. ©DmcD

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  7. He can whip out his big red card on me any time! :-o Lovely bone structure. Stunning. Nom!

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