It’s probably the only way an Englishman is going to find himself on a World Cup Final pitch (unless he streaks, which we strongly recommend, btw!) but hats (and other more intimate items of clothing) off to Howard Webb, last night’s hard-working ref in Her Majesty’s World Cup Final. Ooh, them Dutch is dirty. And in an entirely different way to how they used to be.
Anyways, it was a tough job. And if there’s one thing we likes it’s a tough man up to a hard job. Or a hard man up to a tough job. Or just rearrange the words ‘man’, ‘hard’, ‘tough’, ‘up’ and ‘condom’.
*pats hair. Reapplies Strawberry LipSalve*