Rose turns into Blanche in her new calendar. So, someone’s going to buy a Betty White calendar?

By admin on July 12, 2010

She is the last remaining Golden Girl and here she is starring in her new calendar… The Betty White Calendar.

The Betty White Calendar is what is known in the business (not quite sure which ‘business’, just THE business) as a gift item.

A gift item is something you would never dream of buying for yourself but you would buy it for a present. Or ‘gift’. Because it doesn’t matter how cluttered up with shit everyone else’s house gets, as long as yours stays fashionably sleek with lines everywhere. But EVERYWHERE. As in, ‘Decorator, we need more lines in here. Many more lines… And get rid of that Betty White Calendar!’

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4 comments to “Rose turns into Blanche in her new calendar. So, someone’s going to buy a Betty White calendar?”

Antony Simpson July 12, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

it looks like Bettie’s head has been photoshopped into it too.. what a con!

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Bernard July 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

They wouldn’t have photoshopped that amount of chins, surely Shirley.

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stebags July 12, 2010 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

and the sliding duplicate cheekbones (jowls)

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Richard the Big Bunny July 13, 2010 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

I’ve pre-ordered FIVE. Yes, really. (-:

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