She is the last remaining Golden Girl and here she is starring in her new calendar… The Betty White Calendar.
The Betty White Calendar is what is known in the business (not quite sure which ‘business’, just THE business) as a gift item.
A gift item is something you would never dream of buying for yourself but you would buy it for a present. Or ‘gift’. Because it doesn’t matter how cluttered up with shit everyone else’s house gets, as long as yours stays fashionably sleek with lines everywhere. But EVERYWHERE. As in, ‘Decorator, we need more lines in here. Many more lines… And get rid of that Betty White Calendar!’