What does a penniless 25-year-old Moroccan still living with his mum and dad see in a heavyset 44-year-old EastEnders actress he met online? Quite a lot.

Well that's a rocky outcrop...!

Cheryl Fergison – the one in EastEnders who instead of acting is just large – has fallen in love with a saucy little Tajine she met on, and we quote, ‘a social networking site’.

So far, we’ve managed to narrow it down to DudesNude, Grindr even though no-one’s doing Grindr anymore, and Squirt.

Yassim al-Jemoni (ohmygod, we know him!) lives with his elderly parents (the elderly bit is vital) in Agadir, a city in south-west Morocco. He and Cheryl spent literally tens of minutes chatting online, before deciding to take things to the next level. The latter which rhymes with fatter then went to meet the former which rhymes with feeder, and shit happened.

Close Friend (we’ll be the judge of that) said, ‘Cheryl and Yassim are very, very happy but it’s still early days and they are not engaged yet.’

Well let her go to Morocco, we’re going to Marrakesh…!

 

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5 comments to “What does a penniless 25-year-old Moroccan still living with his mum and dad see in a heavyset 44-year-old EastEnders actress he met online? Quite a lot.”

  1. Why, I was just semi-quoting that episode last week during the scorching heat wave we had here on the East Coast of the USA. Tuesday after work I was so happy to be back home with lovely cool air, lovely clean thing, lovely gin and tonic… I mean, how DARE they spit at me??? Must remember the epithet “Tajine” and use it at first opportunity — there being so many of them in my neighborhood (not). Cheers, M.

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  2. Daft cow. Why doesn’t she just sort that horrible hair out then she could get a non-freeloading boyfriend.

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  3. I owe half my vocabulary to Eddie and Patsy. And French and Saunders. And Jack and Karen. And Sandra Bernhard.

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  4. I owe half my vocabulary to you, Lulu.

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  5. I’ll have to check out that Dude-snood

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