Cheryl Fergison – the one in EastEnders who instead of acting is just large – has fallen in love with a saucy little Tajine she met on, and we quote, ‘a social networking site’.
So far, we’ve managed to narrow it down to DudesNude, Grindr even though no-one’s doing Grindr anymore, and Squirt.
Yassim al-Jemoni (ohmygod, we know him!) lives with his elderly parents (the elderly bit is vital) in Agadir, a city in south-west Morocco. He and Cheryl spent literally tens of minutes chatting online, before deciding to take things to the next level. The latter which rhymes with fatter then went to meet the former which rhymes with feeder, and shit happened.
Close Friend (we’ll be the judge of that) said, ‘Cheryl and Yassim are very, very happy but it’s still early days and they are not engaged yet.’
Well let her go to Morocco, we’re going to Marrakesh…!