The human wad of chewing gum that is dirty lying coke whore Kerry Katona has a go at Lindsay Lohan for being bisexual and for, erm, taking drugs

Ugh!

When she’s not got her snout in one trough or another – deep fried food, very long lines of cocaine, magazine money – the charmless, lying tart that is Kerry Katona (are you picking up on a vague dislike?) is having a go at other celebrities.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan – who you may know we have very little time for though we do quite like her freckles – gets the rough side of a very rough tongue in Kerry’s ‘column’.

‘One minute she’s a lesbian and the next minute she’s not,’ sayeth Kerry, who one minute is saying she would never EVER take cocaine and the next minute she’s up to her perineum in the stuff. Kerry, love, it’s called ‘bisexual’. It means one is attracted to women of both sexes.

‘Then she’s drinking and doing drugs…’ Drinking? What, alcohol?! Well, that’s it then. Lock the bitch up and throw away the key (but get us a nice long gin and tonic first, would you?)

‘Doing drugs?’ How dare she, eh, Kez? Lucky she’s not the mother of small children, because that would be really bad.

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4 comments to “The human wad of chewing gum that is dirty lying coke whore Kerry Katona has a go at Lindsay Lohan for being bisexual and for, erm, taking drugs”

  1. And she can take that gold Union Flag off her fat neck immediately! She’s a fucking disgrace and I don’t want our fair nation associated with such vileness.

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  2. This woman, Miss Katona — who had come & gone from supposed ‘fame’ before I ever knew who she was — ranks high on my Gets On My Tits list. What exactly has she ever done for the world? I mean, including entertaining? WHO IS SHE? Why would anyone care? {*grumbles like an old mad woman*} I’ve recently had the joy of experiencing her speaking voice … what region / class level is that? {*giggles uproariously*}

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  3. She is such a despicable slag. OK! and Closer and all those rags should really stop feeding the beast and find some interesting people to cover. They might be surprised their magazines still sell.

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  4. I really am a great big ghey because I only just now noticed how massive her tits look in that pic! :-p

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