Where do we start? (Read the caption.) Where do we start?

Ooooh no. Ulrika Johnsson/Jonsson/J’son/Cunt looks like a wispy penis.

Not only that, but reading the caption given by the Daily Mail to this picture of Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-cunt who continues to get work in spite – just in spite – got us to thinking (just thinking).

In case you’re blind or deaf or one of those, we’ll write it out again for you:

‘The 27-year-old actress, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Adam Cottrell, looked radiant in her purple and turquoise polka dot bikini.’

Now we’ll write it out again, only with lines through the words which are irrelevant to Ulrika Jonsson.

‘The 27-year-old actress, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Adam Cottrell, looked radiant in her purple and turquoise polka dot bikini.’

Which leaves one of the top six most perfect descriptions of Ulrika Jonsson currently in existence:

‘The in her.’

 

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3 comments to “Where do we start? (Read the caption.) Where do we start?”

  1. She looks very good for a pregnant 27 year old. Space aliens……Scientologists…….

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  2. The In Her is such a silly cunt.

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  3. At the beginning of your article I read it as ‘Wispa Penis’

    YUM!

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