Alex Reid in ‘has no cock’ shock!

If you ain't got it, don't flaunt it!

We’re not sure where this is from. The ‘ITV’ bit in the corner narrows it down to either BBC2 or ITV, the chandeliers make us think it could be the fancy Vietnamese café down the road, the white chiffon makes us think it could be a fancy shop and/or restaurant that sells terracotta pots and white chiffon, the pole makes us think it could be Mum’s, the air of tiresome desperation makes us think it could be something to do with Katie Price, the fact that it’s Alex Reid makes us think it could be something to do with Katie Price, the fact that it’s from Katie Price’s ‘Look at Me’ show makes us think it has something to do with a cunt.

And long we’ve thought, now we have the proof (sure, there was this. But that was then and this is now), Alex Reid officially has a teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy cock. And there’s nothing wrong with that. So long as it’s pretty and winks in all the right places, we ain’t sniffin’. But Alex Reid’s little fella’s winking at Katie Price most nights (poor sod) and that’s just not cricket. It’s also probably not hygienic.

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One comment to “Alex Reid in ‘has no cock’ shock!”

  1. Now we know why he didn’t want to get naked for Attitude’s magazine.

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