It’s a dial-m-for-dilemma: you are on a budget, want to live the high old life and don’t want to have to mine-sweep other people’s drinks because it is beneath your dignity (and you get caught wa-hay too often).
You’ve tried smuggling in an ergonomically designed hip-flask (of course you have! What is this? High school?) You’ve tried the bottle of water filled with pure vodka (works on London’s transport system even though the Mayor has banned booze – like that was going to work. Honestly! What is this? High school?)
You’ve even tried soaking your top in vodka so you can suck it out later (very highly flammable and not recommended in countries that haven’t introduced a smoking ban. Or any country, come to that!)
Now you can slip on one of these little babies stacked with bottles from a mini-bar/Easyjet flight and – hey bingo! – you’re in, especially if you’re wearing an up-to-the-minute bootcut pant.
And no, that’s not our workie’s leg. We would never allow that sort of mule. Well, we have hardwood flooring. That’s something we found at World of Wonder.
Buy your ankle-bar for less than ten golden coins here.