Hideous homophobic Christian old boot (no, we’re not fans) joins Strictly Come Dancing. Oh, hooray!

Oof!

She really is the nastiest kind of fame whore, this one. Flattered by the attention as only someone with teeth the colour of a fairly dark brown shoe (smart for town!) and tits round her waist can be, she has variously dyed her hair blonde, worn low-cut dresses and gone on about her virginity like it’s something to be proud of.

She is Ann Widdecombe (aka The oldest man in the world) and she has now selected herself for Strictly Come Dancing, the pro-celeb ballroom show that has been renamed Dancing with the Stars everywhere else, probably to avoid the word ‘Come’ in a TV show aimed at family audiences.

So, while we take a moment to put our eyes out with hot pokers rather than see ex-Tory minister and high homophobe Ann Widdecombe in form-fitting lurex, let us inform you that up against her (the very idea!) will be Felicity Kendall off-of The Good Life (and actually quite a good classical actress), Gavin Henson off-of orange and Charlotte Church and professional rock wife, actress and actually very nice person (anyone who opens two bottles of champers over an interview must be OK, right?) Patsy Kensit.

And to end on a joke, while we select some outsize sunshades to cover over our put-out eyes: What’s white and prances across the dancefloor with pure flair? Cum Dancing! 

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8 comments to “Hideous homophobic Christian old boot (no, we’re not fans) joins Strictly Come Dancing. Oh, hooray!”

  1. Oh, and did you hear this vile cunt opposed two gay men being given asylum in the UK, saying it was just an excuse for them to be ‘overt’ about their sexuality. They are from Iran and Camaroon, where just looking at another man will get you stoned to death.

    Can we all book tickets to the opening night of Strictly Come Dancing and stone her to death from the stands?
    Or better still, send her to Iran. They’ll all think she’s a man in drag and we all know how long men in drag last in Iran…

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  2. I hate that everyone’s going to be all ‘oh, isn’t she loveable and eccentric’? No, she’s a vile homophobic Christian cunt. But you already said that.

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  3. But who will they pair her with? I do hope it’s one of the gay ones. So basically, any one of them.

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  4. Fill yer boots. I did last night….

    http://www.annwiddecombe.com/text.aspx?id=54

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  5. The ‘woman’ is 179 and never been fucked. If it wasn’t for the fact she has a public platform her despicable form of hatred (Daily Express, amongst others), we should pity her. As it stands, I just want her tied to Nelson’s Column so we can all walk past and stick gum in her badly died hair and watch as the pigeons naw at her dried-up vagina.
    It’d be an extra blessing if she cried the whole time.

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  6. I had something to post, but I read Lily Lantry’s entry and the last sentence made me burst out laughing:
    “It’d be an extra blessing if she cried the whole time.”

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  8. […] ‘This is a despicable invasion of privacy!’ rant the morons on the Daily Cunt in response to this picture of High Cuntesse Anne Widdecombe sleeping on a train in the Finsbury Park area of north Big London. If the woman doesn’t want her privacy invading, she shouldn’t be appearing on the second highest rated show on Saturday night TV. […]

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