Two of our favourite ever lady car crashes come nose to nipple in what’s shaping up to be a best ever Come Dine With Me.
For those who live outside Her Majesty’s Britannic, erm, Britain – or indeed those who are in gainful employment – CDWM is a cult trash show where four people over four nights host *checks to see how many* four dinner parties. They all mark each other and someone wins.
So far so so. What is really great is they a). all get royally pissed and fall out with each other b). get to snoop around each other’s houses and c). are encouraged to bitch about each other behind each other’s backs. S’fun.
Tonight brown stuff hits primative air-cooling systems when Janice Dickinson (who we once witnessed emptying a VIP bar with a tale of a gay man wanking off for her) meets Samantha ‘Smamfa’ Fox, now a lesbian (when we put those lesbian rumours to her back in the day, she ‘denied’ it by telling a story about being pinned to the wall by a Soviet air stewardess: ‘I nearly shit meself’, was her reaction to that incident).
Anyways, it’s on Channel 4 tonight, it features Janice going ‘I’d raise an eyebrow but what with the Botox…’ and the men in it are the rather cute though you hate yourself for it Callum Best and the bloke who was with Jade Goody before the Tweed bloke. Blond. Begins with G?
Anyways, see a trailer for the show – why not! – over the jumpsy…