‘I can’t sing, I can’t dance and I was miming to that…’ Katie Price, the Costcutter Gaga’s shock GMTV admission! *registers shock*

Oof

Don’t worry about it love. Kylie’s always worked that particular coal seam and has just become the first woman to have a number one album in four different decades.

*rests case. Picks up case, trots down hotel corridor with it, biting back of finger and saying, ‘Now, Smamfa Fox. THERE was an artist!*

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3 comments to “‘I can’t sing, I can’t dance and I was miming to that…’ Katie Price, the Costcutter Gaga’s shock GMTV admission! *registers shock*”

  1. ;0)

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  2. Again obsessed with my sister. You are a deaf mute..

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  3. S’manfa has recently teamed up with perky-boobed sabrina to record a cover version of Blondie’s Call Me. Sabrina still sounds like she doesn’t know what the English words she is singing mean. It’s a triumph.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3enBgAZx98

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