The most important band since Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch are back together!

Kiss your nice uncles

Now, who could have anything negative to say about these lovely older gentlemen? Especially the gay one on the left (oh, come on!) They are like ‘the Uncle Peter next doors’ of pop. As in, ‘Oh, where’s that screwdriver. Run and ask your Uncle Peter next door if we can borrow his.’

So, it’s a fine day that we hear that the Uncle Peters are back together with the funny uncle of pop, Mr. Robbie ‘Robster/Rob/R’ Williams, working on some no doubt really great material. But like, REALLY great.

And now that Robbie is back, maybe we won’t have to listen to Mark Owen’s horrid little voice. It’s been fifteen years since Rob left the Thats – how time flies when you’re having fun! – and the new album will be out ready for Christmastide.

‘I get embarrassingly excited when the five of us are in a room,’ says Robbie. That’s because you blatantly fancy Jason, Rob. Just check how he can’t take his eyes off him.

Even we are embarrassed!

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7 comments to “The most important band since Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch are back together!”

  1. Is that Gary, flicking through the sheet music of his greatest hit to date, ‘Forever Love’?

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  2. Jason was always my favourite too. How strange to have something in common with Robbie Williams.

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  3. Love the way Jase is thrusting his pelvis forward for Robbie to look at. Such a tart!

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  4. Same old story – Gary’s the only one doing any work!

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  5. I don’t think it’s any secret that the two on the left there (Jason the Orange & the beardy one I can’t name) were hired to primarily be lean dancers. The project centred around Gary & his song-writing from the beginning and Mark-O was hired to be a reasonable counter-voice (if you enjoy head-colds) — Mark is sort of the ‘Dave Hemingway’ to Gary’s ‘Paul Heaton’.

    Anyhooo, Robbie was hired as the bonus cute one … he just turned out to be talented and rose like full-fat cream (shut it!) to the top. I really had no time for them originally — aside from Relight My Fire. More recent work is better (although I fail to see the genius or pop value of the song PATIENCE … but never mind). Am I babbling? (-: If nothing else, this will be interesting to watch.

    [*wanders off singing BABE in female opera voice*]

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  6. You liked Relight My Fire Rich? Even though it’s a poor imitation of what was originally a quite good record?

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  7. Must be da’ Lulu. “Champagne! Champagne for Lulu !!!” :-) I’d do it at karaoke if someone would/could do Lulu’s part. Which of you bitches can carry a tune? :-p

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