We don’t think these Tudor-style codpieces are going to take off, but we admire Gavin Henson (no relation to the Muppets – well, not much of a relation) for being fashion-forward. Hats (and other garments) off to you!
Here he is from yesterday’s News of the Screws, posing in time-honoured stylee with a rugby ball covering up what Charlotte Church used to toy with on a quiet night in in front of the telly, with a fag in the corner of her mouth and a glass of something refreshing on the go.
We can’t remember why he did this photo. Someone did tell us. No, it’s gone.