Question: Could Hollywood movie star and plastic surgery victim Micky Rourke pass as bummable gay rugby star Gareth Thomas? Answer: Only if he holds his top over his face like this throughout the entire movie

A little higher, honey

And wears a stunt body. And lifts in his shoes. And… actually, we think the answer we’re grappling for is ‘no’.

But that’s not stopping Michael J. Rourke from talking to Gareth Thomas (who probably can’t understand a word) about doing a movie of his *checks notes* life.

‘The actor got in touch with the Crusaders star…’ What? Randy Crawford? ‘…after reading about his life story and deciding he was the perfect model for a film, the player’s management have revealed.’ So said a newspaper they line budgie cages with in Wales.

‘The managers of both The Wrestler star and the Bridgend-born 35-year-old are now trying to thrash out…’ Mmm, ‘thrash out’… ‘a deal to get a movie of the life of Wales’ most-capped international onto the big screen…

‘Oscar-nominated actor Rourke, 57 – who is a trained boxer – is believed to have been keen to do a film about rugby for some time. But before discovering Thomas’ story he was not sure about how to find an angle for the project.’

Well, if you need a consultant to work with Gareth on angles, please contact us via this website.

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3 comments to “Question: Could Hollywood movie star and plastic surgery victim Micky Rourke pass as bummable gay rugby star Gareth Thomas? Answer: Only if he holds his top over his face like this throughout the entire movie”

  1. I find the similarities chilling.

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  2. There is NO WAY. Mind you, Mickey could do with some major KIND re-constructive surgery. He’s a hot mess. He could just be *remade* to look like our beloved Sassy GT. Did you see Mickey on the last Wossy? Better with the short hair … but wow! All these years have passed and his face is STILL too tight and his neck too loose. Once he saves up enough, I implore him to sort it out. And he might as well make it no secret — hell, Remaking Mickey is a reality show I would watch! :-)

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  3. Gareth is a real hottie and so glad that he’s on our team. [Is that a pun?]

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