Easty Beasty Benders In Gay Kiss In Front Of God Awful Ethnic Art Shock!

Kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy....

The gays kissed with tongues on EastEnders last night. Even though we couldn’t see below the waist, we think they weren’t bumming. Because we think you have to be the other way round to do that. Though those wily gays are nimble round the hips so don’t count your chickens.

Not only that, Ethnic Art Man looks like he’s got the bubonic plague in his left arm, which could turn nasty if he’s not careful.

*looks closer*

Ethnic Art Man is in fact in an embrace with Ethnic Art Man #2. We don’t know where to look.

Not only that, EastEnders is so shockingly bad at the moment, we feel it could be a matter for the police. We don’t know who’s writing it but whoever it is clearly lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land, a place we’ve always wanted to go but we just can’t get the time off.

And this is the point at which we offer you another picture of big gay Johnny Partridge with his top off, chunky tits flapping in the wind, anus frothing in his lily-white towel. It’s not actually lily-white, it’s blue. Blue as you like.

*strokes left tit, then the right one*

Go here if you’d like the above in moving pictures. It’s quite nice.

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5 comments to “Easty Beasty Benders In Gay Kiss In Front Of God Awful Ethnic Art Shock!”

  1. Well it was certainly the highlight of my evening. That and a Gu chocolate pot.

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  2. Lily, you’re living the dream.

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  3. What you can’t see is that I’m kneeling down in between them. It was quite nice.

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  4. ugh. he’s got them horrible half teeth and giant gums! yuck.

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  5. You’re right, Antony! Those baby-teeth are his deal breaker.

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