Which one’s Kylie?

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This is Kylie, who some of you may have heard of.

She’s in Her Native Australia (‘Her Native Australia’ is its full name) visiting her sister, Dannii, who has just had a baby. You really can’t make this shit up, can you?

Any way and a mercenary, Kylie appeared on Hey Hey It’s Saturday whilst she was there, the first time she’s appeared on Her Native Australian television in ten years. People have been keeping a log?

For those that don’t know, Hey Hey It’s Saturday is an entertainment (we’ll be the judge of that) show which airs sometime between Wednesday and Sunday morning. It’s no Going Live.

Producers even built a £300,000 stage, especially for Kylie to perform on. That’s £300,000 that no one will ever see again. What’s wrong with, say, a Mexican man on all fours?

After the show (we’ll be the judge of that), she forced the entire studio audience to like her by giving them a bottle of her own perfume. Just the 50ml, mind. And the invoice is in the post.

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10 comments to “Which one’s Kylie?”

  1. …’which airs sometime between Wednesday and Sunday morning’…
    Spot on! It actually airs on a Wednesday night. How fucked up is that?
    And you’re right, it’s no Going Live.

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  2. I love the free bottle of shit perfume being handed out… I bet no one could breathe in the ladies’ bogs.

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  3. It’s a bit rude not to have been on telly in your own country in 10 years. I would be well fucked off if I was an Australian.

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  4. I’d be fucked off if I were Australian too.

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  5. She was funny & charming on Alan Carr: Chatty Man.

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  6. She’s ‘funny’ and charming on everything… that’s her ruse.

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  7. funny smelling.

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  8. I remember seeing her on an Oz awards show in 2002 so maybe it’s just been 8 years. It’s not like she hasn’t toured there. And she’s had the Cancer in that time, as well as, but not limited to, other things probably.

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  9. oh btw Antony Simpson, are you “Chief inspector” Antony Simpson who I know?

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  10. ‘Chief Inspector’? Now my ears are all pricked up…

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