And so it came to pass that Jordan, the artist formerly known as a big tits model, is thinking (imagine if we just stopped there! Story of the week!)… is thinking of taking legal action to keep the skanky coke whore that is Kerry Katona away from her kids.
She’s probably only thinking about it in the way that Kerry once thought about taking out legal action on the best friend who sold the story that Kerry was a skanky coke whore to the papers. The legal action failed to go ahead when it was revealed that Kerry was indeed… guess what? Begins with s and ends with kanky coke whore.
Anyways and hoos, it’s not even the drugs that’s worrying Jordan, who just hates the idea of her kids being at a barbecue with Pete when KK might just be there lighting her fag off the sausages. It’s the fact that KK is always slagging her off in the papers.
Well, if that’s why you’re keeping her away, you’d better take out an injunction on the whole wild world, Jordana. We promise never to go near them, not even at a top barbecue with orange, deep-fried Iceland goods.
How’s that for a start?
Strangely she is less abhorant than the Geldof girls. That would be a great show – The Geldof Girls and maybe Betty White could play their negibor.
I’m feeling queasy after looking at that picture
Goodness – no doubt air-brushed to within a inch of it (and who’d get any closer to be fair) yet still all of the allure of an unpricked sausage.