‘Have a squeeze of those, Your Royal Highness! Eight inches for a fiver! And the mangoes are quite cheap too!’
Here’s Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, consort to the Prince of Wales, making some savings by buying her fruit down Brixton Market (well, Waitrose are bloody greedy for money, aren’t they?)
Buying a box of mangoes with an actual Brixton £10 note (for reals! It’s a scheme to keep money in the area), she asked the fruit and veg man what was nice and when he put his mangoes forward she gave them a squeeze before snapping them up.
They’ll be in a nice chutney by now. We’d bet a pound to a penny.
Altogether now: Who will buy this wonderful morning!? Such a sky you never did see! Ripe, strawberries, ripe. Get me to the church on time. All we want is a room somewhere… And other cockney market-stall favourites gathered together for the first time on this double CD collection… *goes for lie down with a Strawberry Mivi*
And if Camilla Knickers needs tips on food shopping for posh people, she needs to watch this instructional video from Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley over the jump…