Superman had an affair with this bloke. We knew he was special, but the ability to bum a sketch is quite something.

Hot to trot. And bum.

Christopher Reeve, who was a lovely man with a pretty penis (you can say anything about them when they’re dead) apparently had an affair with the man up there, Cal Culver. He was a gay porn star, and is also now dead.

A new book, Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again (there was a first time?) has printed an interview Cal gave before his death in 1987, in which he claims he and Christopher were bumming like there was no tomorrow, or even this afternoon.

‘Christopher was a great lover,’ he said. We can vouch for that.

‘I think I liberated him sexually. I didn’t think he was gay, but he seemed willing to try anything once.’

Also, vouch.

‘He was curious.’

As was Tom Cruise. (He’s not dead, is he? Strike that.)

The Daily Mail, predictably, is retarded about the whole thing.

‘The news may come as a surprise to the millions of Reeve fans who saw the star enjoy a healthy 12-year marriage to wife Dana.’

*Dials 999*

Information: Christopher Reeve’s hottest moment was when he became bad Superman in Superman III.

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6 comments to “Superman had an affair with this bloke. We knew he was special, but the ability to bum a sketch is quite something.”

  1. I fancied Superman something rotten when he went bad. Drawn-on stubble and everything.

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  2. Oh Lulu, me too! But full-on fantasy of being …….. well, we’ll just leave it at that.

    *Blushes and leaves room*

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  3. Faster than a speeding bullet

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  4. I loves Supes; stupid new Brandon Routh faux-Supes has the bad Supes costume as his regular one I have just noticed from that pic. Joeincidence?

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  5. I fancied Christopher Reeve hardcore … it wasn’t the muscles or the image but rather his lovely face … just stunning … an achievement in genetics … the kind of face one could sit on (as mum used to say). And he looked very cute in his glasses –> See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

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  6. oh me too. in fact i still draw stubble on myself ‘en homage’….

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