This woman on the right (our right, her left) has accused the man on the left (our left, his *checks* right) of sexual harassment. That’s a crime now?

Let's see your fingers, David!

First of all, can we just get one thing straight. Harassment in this country (give us a U! Give us a K! Give us a… oh, that’s it) is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable. Har-uhs-ment, if you will. The pronunciation with the stress on the second syllable – Huh-rass-ment, if you will – is how our north American bum-chums pronounce it. As well as Sir Trevor ‘bong!’ McDonut, and we all know he has the linguistic capabilities of a stick of sugar-free gum, so don’t go using him as your Henry Higgins.

Secondly, this sexual harassment business. Kristina Hagan, right (left) was an extra on Bones last year, the show which stars David Boreanaz, left (right). She is now suing David Boreanaz (wasn’t ‘Boner’ available at Equity?) for sexual har-uhs-ment. For starters, she says David ‘pleasured himself in front of her’.

And she complained?

She also accuses him of sending her ‘sexually inappropriate’ text messages.

And she complained?

She also accuses him of ‘attempting to kiss her and touch her breasts’.

And she complained?

She also accuses him of saying he could ‘make things happen for her’.

And she didn’t take him up on the offer?

Jeeze Louise, how on earth does she expect to get on in life?

Extras these days. They don’t know they’re born.

David’s publicist, Holly Shakoor, says it’s all a load of bollocks. Or, ‘There is no validity to this lawsuit.’

They want something to validate?

And are we now at that part of the show where we show you this…?

You lost the what? The soap? 

What about this…?

Scrub-a-dub-dub, seven men in a tub. The other six are just holding their breath.
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6 comments to “This woman on the right (our right, her left) has accused the man on the left (our left, his *checks* right) of sexual harassment. That’s a crime now?”

  1. Horrible tiles.

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  2. Is that a different bathroom in shot 2, then? He must like being photographed in the bath.

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  3. probably for his Grindr profile. aren’t they always in people’s bathrooms?

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  4. Or, if you’re Sarah Palin, ‘harassage’.

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  5. He could pleasure himself in front of me anytime. Or in back of me. ANGEL!

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  6. Lu, If you were Sarah Palin Boreanaz would have learnt his deviancy and been taught to harrasage women from the Muslimstanis who came over from Russia, via her back garden.

    Not only that, Obama would have funded him to do it. (and made it rain)

    Tea Party anyone?

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