Catholic priests caught having sex with men! Whoever would have thunk it?

Smart for town!

Those naughty old Catholic priests in Rome! When they’re not frothing at the mouth in the pulpit telling the world that the sky is falling in due to unholy acts between men, they are frothing at the anus down the sex clubs of Old Rome Town (it’s where the idea for Chariots Roman Spa came from after all).

Covert footage taken for Panorama magazine shows Roman Catholic Priests in tight tops and something up-to-the-minute by D&G on the bottom (even if it wasn’t on the bottom for long, if you catch our drift *pats hair in style of Mae West*) frequenting gay hostelries and taking full advantage of all the ‘refreshments’ on offer. By which we mean bobbing for boyfriends, chowing down on the special spicy sausage and generally having ‘intrinsically disordered’ sex (which is frankly the only type we’re interested in!)

The Vatican, which came over all a quiver and had to be revived with smelling salts, a fan to the face and a sharp kick to the cunt, has denounced the report. To the devil with it, sir. Good morning.

The article was run, sayeth the nice Vatican people, ‘to cause scandal and defame all priests’. Like that’s a bad thing all of a sudden! 

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2 comments to “Catholic priests caught having sex with men! Whoever would have thunk it?”

  1. Intrinsically disordered is how I do everything in my life. Imagine a priest having sex with consenting aged men…..really what is a poor alter boy to do when his pubic hair starts coming in. When in Rome take a call from the Vatican.

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  2. Had ’em all. And they were all rubbish.

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