We would like to announce an interest in Britney Spears’ boyfriend

Silver fox? We should 'homo...!

Hello.

Not much happening in the world of entertainment/gorgeous things/bumming, right? (Maybe a little of the latter.)

Which is why it’s wholly appropriate to say we fancy Britney Spears’ boyfriend, who even has a name.

We don’t think this is particularly fair. He being Britney Spears’ boyfriend, not the having a name thing. He’s a real person too, you know!

We also think he looks like this bloke. Only hotter, and possibly not a sex-pest. Which is not something to be sniffed at, incidentally.

Britney Spears looks like she’s holding a packet of Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles, even though she probably isn’t, and her boyfriend looks like he has a sturdy cock, also not to be sniffed at.

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5 comments to “We would like to announce an interest in Britney Spears’ boyfriend”

  1. I find this depressing, but looks-wise, I think he could be my ideal man.
    (Any doppelgangers, please leave details.)

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  2. In agreement here!! He is on the HOT list.
    Bless her – who is her stylist?!? Helen Keller?! Nothing matches!!!! And that cap! That dress looks like an ill-fitting Herve Leger number that should be draped on Cindy Crawford to show what HOT is!!
    Oh Lord, you’ve got me started……..

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  3. that cap is probably there to cover up her dreadful shredded wheat weave. train wreck.

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  4. I would like to do push-ups on his moustache.

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  5. Sorrry Pilar, but her boyf is on the other side, sans mustache.

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