Not much happening in the world of entertainment/gorgeous things/bumming, right? (Maybe a little of the latter.)
Which is why it’s wholly appropriate to say we fancy Britney Spears’ boyfriend, who even has a name.
We don’t think this is particularly fair. He being Britney Spears’ boyfriend, not the having a name thing. He’s a real person too, you know!
We also think he looks like this bloke. Only hotter, and possibly not a sex-pest. Which is not something to be sniffed at, incidentally.
Britney Spears looks like she’s holding a packet of Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles, even though she probably isn’t, and her boyfriend looks like he has a sturdy cock, also not to be sniffed at.