17 things we don’t like about the new Ollie Murs video

Ollie Ollie Ollie. Oi oi oi.

1. He steals a glass of champagne from a gay man. You wanna watch yourself, Murs!

2. The gay man is a flouncy dolly.

3. There is a woman in it wearing real fur!

4. The song sounds like some hideous cross-fertilisation between UB40 and Will Young.

5. There is no discernible lump in Ollie’s trousers, which is, after all, the whole point of Ollie Murs.

Oh, and twelve other things. Count them for yourself over the jump…

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7 comments to “17 things we don’t like about the new Ollie Murs video”

  1. Oof. Though my house looks lovely on the telly, doesn’t it?

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  2. cod white-reggae disgusts me more than i can say. evil in every possible way.

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  3. what the hell’s the point in this? was there a single person who watched that before releasing it and thought it didn’t look like a will young video, sound like a will young video and that olly was so butch as to not be confused for a homo?

    He should’ve been naked/just in pants singing Gaga’s greatest hits instead

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  4. “Slo mo pool party – Check – Tight White Shirt – Check – Stalking Brunette In Subtle Attempt To Assure Audience Not A Bender, But Including One In Video So’s Not To Look Anti-Poof – Check. – Tossawful Song To Reach A Peak Of 14 In Charts After Weeks Of Promoting – Check – Drop From Record Lable By Christmas, Followed By Appearances On Celebrity Come Dine With Me And Anti-Bollock Cancer Ads – Check

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  5. oh Kinell, can i have your babies? :)

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  6. Ok, but only coz you asked so nicely x

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  7. I actually quite liked it.

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