Iranian President says Paul the Octopus is everything that’s wrong with the West. Not much wrong here then.

Cunt to the left, octopus to the right

What’s wrong with Iran, of course, is the fact that they kill people for no particular reason. And subject women to random stonings (and not the good kind!). And hang teenage boys for being affectionate with each other. And suppress any kind of freedom of speech.

Obviously not as bad as an octopus that can predict World Cup results but still pretty bad.

Yes, gentle decadent Westerners, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the only way to remember that name, by the way, is to think ‘I’m a dinner jacket’), esteemed and clearly screwy leader of that shining jewel of civilisation, Iran, has had it with Paul the Octopus. For why? Because he is a ‘symbol of decadence and decay’. Oh, break it to him like that, why don’t you?

‘Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,’ he ranted, frothing at the mouth.

Let’s just highlight certain words in that, shall we? ‘Human perfection’, ‘sacred values’, ‘cunt’.

And put a tie on, man! What’s the matter with you?

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5 comments to “Iranian President says Paul the Octopus is everything that’s wrong with the West. Not much wrong here then.”

  1. The concept of ‘a bit of fun’ doesn’t quite translate in Iran, does it?

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  2. Bernard already said what I was preparing to type! :-) There doesn’t seem to be ANY random fun & joy in the Muslim world. I am surprised Islam is the fastest growing religion because it really does look — from the outside — like the least fun & life-affirming. How are they ‘selling’ it? Not that I’m Jumpin’ fer Jesus or ready to saw off my foreskin for Moses or Noah or Noel or Nolene or whatever Jews believe either … {*giggles*}

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  3. Mahmoud I’m A Dinner Jacket does have a little something about him though, doesn’t he?
    I think he’s a bit of a Monet.

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  4. He has a point.

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  5. And now … ALL MUSIC IS BAD! — http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/02/iran-supreme-leader-music-islam — Come visit Iran: Fun-free or your money back!

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