What’s wrong with Iran, of course, is the fact that they kill people for no particular reason. And subject women to random stonings (and not the good kind!). And hang teenage boys for being affectionate with each other. And suppress any kind of freedom of speech.
Obviously not as bad as an octopus that can predict World Cup results but still pretty bad.
Yes, gentle decadent Westerners, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the only way to remember that name, by the way, is to think ‘I’m a dinner jacket’), esteemed and clearly screwy leader of that shining jewel of civilisation, Iran, has had it with Paul the Octopus. For why? Because he is a ‘symbol of decadence and decay’. Oh, break it to him like that, why don’t you?
‘Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,’ he ranted, frothing at the mouth.
Let’s just highlight certain words in that, shall we? ‘Human perfection’, ‘sacred values’, ‘cunt’.
And put a tie on, man! What’s the matter with you?