Last week we brought you the new D&G advert featuring David Gandy, this week we bring you an interview with David Gandy in which David Gandy talks about being David Gandy in the new D&G advert starring David Gandy, in which David Gandy has little-to-no penis. And next week we’ll bring you a video of David Gandy bumming, if we can work out how to use this damn machine. Anyone? Anyone?
It is what is known in the business as 1min54sec of nothing. Just a bunch of words.
The woman doing the interview has a voice that makes you want to rip out your eardrums and get them fossilized in amber.
David Gandy also appears to have a lisp. Whatever for?
Annoying woman asks, ‘Do you do your own diving? That was very impressive!’
Annoying woman needs to get out more.
And in conclusion, 0min50sec is all the evidence we need.