We’ve seen some crappy interviews in our time, but this takes the crunch biscuit.

Get that thing out of my face! And the mic!

Last week we brought you the new D&G advert featuring David Gandy, this week we bring you an interview with David Gandy in which David Gandy talks about being David Gandy in the new D&G advert starring David Gandy, in which David Gandy has little-to-no penis. And next week we’ll bring you a video of David Gandy bumming, if we can work out how to use this damn machine. Anyone? Anyone?

It is what is known in the business as 1min54sec of nothing. Just a bunch of words.

The woman doing the interview has a voice that makes you want to rip out your eardrums and get them fossilized in amber.

David Gandy also appears to have a lisp. Whatever for?

Annoying woman asks, ‘Do you do your own diving? That was very impressive!’

Annoying woman needs to get out more.

And in conclusion, 0min50sec is all the evidence we need.

 

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4 comments to “We’ve seen some crappy interviews in our time, but this takes the crunch biscuit.”

  1. WTF is going on with that microphone? Couldn’t they have stuck with something nice and simple and used D&G instead of that nasty box effort, which (and i’m gonna say it), they’ll have somebodies eye out with….

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  2. Well, now that’s 1m55s of my life that I can NEVER get back. But I was warned. *calls friend who might know how to find amber for fossilizing online*

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  3. “Do you think your Britishness adds something to the ‘Italian Stallion’?” I died three times during that interview.

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  4. That lisp makes him more human, and cuter also. On top of that it requires some brains to sound on the witty side when aswering stupid questions.

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