Jude Law is in London’s glittering Italy (what, you want specifics? This isn’t National Geographic) with Sienna Miller and ‘the kids’. ‘The kids’ tend to ruin everything, so they’re staying in inverted commas until they learn to behave.
We like Jude Law and we like Sienna Miller. We thought Jude Law in The Holiday was take-home-to-Momma charming, not that we ever want to take anyone home to Momma. Really, what sort of world do you think we live in? And we think Sienna Miller is a total hoot. And why people think she’s a slag is anyone’s business suit. We’ve had more bumming in the half-hour window between kicking out time and Sarah Kennedy in the Morning than the woman’s had in a lifetime, so if you’re gonna call anyone a sla….
*calls Momma; asks, ‘Why did you starve us of love?’*
Jude Law has the sort of body hair that, wet, you could draw pictures with. Almost like an Etch A Sketch. Which is useful for that awkward moment after ‘la petite mort’.
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Jude Law? Off the telly? On a beach? With his top off? Wet? Has the country gone to the dogs? ,