The Partying Potato (TM) gets her own TV show. Advising teenagers. Exactly.

Lock up your children!

Peaches Geldof, who has been given everything yet given nothing, has landed her own telly show which is being touted as ‘Jeremy Kyle for teenagers’.

Jeremy Kyle, for those who don’t know, is basically Ricki Lake. Yet utterly detestable.

*penny drops*

The show will be on ITV.

*penny keeps on droppin’*

‘We are going to test out Peaches to see how she is with guests and how the audience takes to her,’ says someone at ITV, as a gun is held to their temple by Peaches Geldof.

‘If it goes well, it will lead to a series being commissioned.’

If anyone cares to be reminded, this is what Peaches Geldof is like on TV. Not that it matters to ITV, who have Holly Willoughby’s fat tits fronting most of their output.

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5 comments to “The Partying Potato (TM) gets her own TV show. Advising teenagers. Exactly.”

  1. RIP ITV

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  2. Let’s beam it into Iran. Show them what a real woman can say and do.

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  3. what the fuck is that thing at the top of her leg anyway? sometimes it has a palster over it, other times it’s a gaping sore… is it an extra vagina?

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  4. A girl with shit hair, tattoos all over her body, a wound that just won’t heal and only has tits when she’s fat. Wherever did she get it from? Oh..wait…

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  5. Vile, just vile. What is this chicks problem and why isn’t she being medicated?

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