By Me Me Me on July 29, 2010
*pricks with pin; whizzes round room making funny sound, room jumps up and down and claps*
Posted in Entertainment & stuff | 6 Comments
*Foreigner asks* Just what am I looking at here?
Why do they do this to themselves. is it something in the water in LA?
Sharon Osbourne, Angela. For realz you didn’t know who that was? I’m relieved ubiquity isn’t, indeed, ubiquity.
It is a commonly known fact that should someone have a fat arse that fat lips will distract attention from the arse to the face. The flaw in this plan is you will inevitably be looking at a fat face as well, rendering the keeper of the fat lips a very obviously fat fucker.
I know she’s a judge on one of those talent shows in the UK, but she’s unknown here.
Her eyes look all piggy now, poor love. Do you think they charged her, or a junior doc did it for free?
Darling, am I blinking?
Is it Christmas yet?
Me-me-me.tv - 2016.