Isn’t hullabaloo a nice word? It sounds like ‘hull’ and ‘a’ and ‘baloo’ said in that order, really quickly. The English language really is lovely… *sings Land of Hope and Glory*
Anyway, this Tom Hardy business. The whole world has got The Clap over the fact that he has admitted, in an interview, that he’s done stuff with blokes. Well hoo and ray and give it to me, Daddy spring to mind, but more importantly we thought it our duty to step in at this juncture, owing to the fact that – and we blame the Daily Mail – the interview has indeed been misquoted (who knew that could happen! Who? You?) and Tom isn’t a fully-fledged Mykonos-going, Clueless-watching, early works of Lisa Stansfield-listening homosexual – he’s just all those things without being a homosexual. And for that we drop trou’ and bow down to him and everything. For, and this may come as news to people who drive white vans, straight men are not necessarily macho cunts.
Oh, and he’s done stuff with blokes. Who hasn’t? Just ask anyone in a white van.
Oh and also, if it wasn’t for the fact that our inbox has been rammed to within an inch of its hymen these last couple of days with messages like, ‘That Tom Hardy interview… rather familiar. Am I wrong? Am I right? Does this belt go with this hair?’ we wouldn’t have thought it high time and cocktail hour to put the record straight – or at least bi-curious – and say why yes indeedy, the interview masquerading as a Now exclusive is indeed Attitude’s interview from a year-and-a-half ago. Ask us why we know this, and we’ll pass you a Holly Hobbie note-lette with the answer. There will be a heart above both i’s.