Gay Games? We should homo!

Ip, dip, doo, cat's got flu, dog's got chickenpox and we'd bum you...

With all the sophistication of a, well, Brighton Pride, the Gay Games kicked off (kicked off? Oof) in Cologne over the weekend and we weren’t there to witness every thrilling moment of it.

Being gays, everyone was too busy shaping eyebrows and singing the score of Victor Victoria to bother with any runnin’ and jumpin’ (okay, the lesbians put out – but only when someone held a blueberry cheesecake and a tub of green Dulux emulsion at the finish line. Talk about dangling the carrot…).

Oh but then someone did a poppers bong and all hell broke loose.

Here are some pictures of the mens at the Gay Games Cologne in brackets, taken from a much bigger portfolio here. It’s called ‘edited choice’ and it’s why they pay us the big bucks.

Banana? We heard there's a joke in there somewhere.

 

 
*hands over towel* You'll catch a chill if you're careful...

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6 comments to “Gay Games? We should homo!”

  1. just goes to show that fitness is no guage of attractiveness.

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  2. It’s half naked men and I’m completely uninterested. Either I’m on the blob,on the turn or they really are butt ugly. Butters if you will.

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  3. How do you qualify for these?

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  4. The middle one in the first photo (he of the abdominals) might be halfway decent. These days I’ll settle for halfway, ‘f I can’t have all the way.

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  5. Abs are overrated. HIGHLY overrated. Give me a man who works out but also enjoys Mr Bunny’s Homemade Peach Crumble any day! :-)

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  6. they all have a terrible case of ‘gay face’

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