With all the sophistication of a, well, Brighton Pride, the Gay Games kicked off (kicked off? Oof) in Cologne over the weekend and we weren’t there to witness every thrilling moment of it.
Being gays, everyone was too busy shaping eyebrows and singing the score of Victor Victoria to bother with any runnin’ and jumpin’ (okay, the lesbians put out – but only when someone held a blueberry cheesecake and a tub of green Dulux emulsion at the finish line. Talk about dangling the carrot…).
Oh but then someone did a poppers bong and all hell broke loose.
Here are some pictures of the mens at the Gay Games Cologne in brackets, taken from a much bigger portfolio here. It’s called ‘edited choice’ and it’s why they pay us the big bucks.