David Beckham is designing menswear! What a coincidence! Neither are we!

Take all of those terrible clothes off immediately. You'll catch your death

And that’s it, David Beckham’s name will appear in clothing he’s never even seen before. Just like his name appeared on perfume he’d never smelt, books he’d never read, footballs he’d never kicked, dildos he’d never even modelled for… oh, maybe that was just us breaking licensing laws.

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2 comments to “David Beckham is designing menswear! What a coincidence! Neither are we!”

  1. i couldn’t care less if i tried.

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  2. I really would be surprised if he had anything to do with it. They’ve probably not even told him. He’s probably reading it right here right now and wondering what he should wear for the press conference.

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