Lady Gaga’s mission? To make gay videos! Mission accomplished, we’d say

Oh, honey! No!

‘I’m so honored for all the little monsters and self-professed freaks of the universe, to have more VMA nominations in a single year than any artist in MTV history,’ says Lady off-of GaGa, with all the lack of false modesty that we love so much in an artiste. With an ‘e’. She’s been nominated for some MTV awards, by the way. Quite a lot of them.

‘Ironically, I’m even more proud it’s an unlucky number; 13,’ she goes on, with all the lack of sense that we love so much in an artiste. Probably with a couple of ‘e’s at one point. 

‘A long time ago…’ here’s the history bit… ‘the world told me and my little monsters we would never be heard, together we changed the rules. God put me on Earth for 3 reasons: To make loud music, gay videos, and cause a damn raucous. Thank You MTV!’

*Bows with flourish. Plans MTV outfit to outdo Madonna’s flawless flan-flicking Dangerous Liaisons version of Vogue* Talking of which, jump the jump for a special treat…

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2 comments to “Lady Gaga’s mission? To make gay videos! Mission accomplished, we’d say”

  1. J’adore GaGa, wouldn’t be without one… but she ain’t Madonna. Let’s not even pretend.

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