Nairobi has just been whisked out of court – no photos! By court order! For real! – having given evidence in a trial about war crimes, ‘blood diamonds’ and mild flirting.
While we think she is probably innocent of war crimes (maybe not – who are we to say?), the ‘blood diamonds’ bit is for sure. But she ain’t having no ‘mild flirting’ allegations leveled at her, m’lord. No how, no way, no siree bob, not on her watch. Not even on her Swatch watch.
‘That’s not true,’ said NC – without the benefit of a court veil – we always wear a veil when appearing in court – when charged with being ‘mildly flirtatious’ with the man who eventually gave her them dirty diamonds. ‘I spoke in general. I was interested in Liberia. I had never heard of it before.’
Never heard of Liberia before? Why does that have the absolute ring of truth about it coming from Miss Nairobi? The witness may stand down.