Now, you know how Mel Gibson’s dad is an utterly retarded anti-Catholic Christian red-neck racist homophobe cunt (so now you know where Melanie gets it from…)? Well, in his latest rant he has – wait for it, you’re going to love it – called the Pope a faggot!
*laughs, falls off chair, wets underwear, swallows false teeth*
Asked on a radio talk show whether he thought the Catholic Church was afraid to discuss the issue of homosexuality (erm, have you been reading the news, you people?), the 91-year-old called Hutton (Hutton is a first name all of a sudden?) said, ‘It’s not willing to do so because half the people in the Vatican are queer.’
And when he was asked if he thought Pope Benny himself was a cock-munching, GaGa-loving, anus-fondling, Sitges-going, moisturiser-using, posh-underwear-sporting gay, he replied, ‘I certainly do … why else would he put up with this?’
Because Pope Benedict has been surprisingly liberal on the subject of homosexuality so far in his showbiz career, hasn’t he?
Oh, Melanie, your career is so fucked it probably has lubricant dripping out of its back-bottom as we speak.