With his new sexy, stubbly look, Sarkozy has just become the Head of State we would most like to bum, ahead of…

Oui oui monsieur

They say that power is an afro hairstyle. Or aphrodisiac. One or the other. But we must say that before M. Sarkozy off-of France and Carla Bruni grew a bit of stubble we were at a loss to think of a Head of State we would actually, you know, do.

Obama is OK at a push, Cameron brings us out in hives and we won’t have Angela Merkel and her famous merkin in the house.

And yes, Nicky Sarky may only be knee high to a knee sock. He may be right wing. He may be a total knob. But you know, if push came to push harder, we probably would.

*receives Chevalier de la Legion D’Honneur*

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4 comments to “With his new sexy, stubbly look, Sarkozy has just become the Head of State we would most like to bum, ahead of…”

  1. What do we think of the sweat seeping through his shirt?

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  2. They’re rather trashy, aren’t they.

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  3. She used to be absolutley gorgeous. What crappy surgery will do …..

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  4. I suppose I *might* … not entirely convinced … I mean, if I were pissed and he was wagging it in my face … okay, sure.

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