They say that power is an afro hairstyle. Or aphrodisiac. One or the other. But we must say that before M. Sarkozy off-of France and Carla Bruni grew a bit of stubble we were at a loss to think of a Head of State we would actually, you know, do.
Obama is OK at a push, Cameron brings us out in hives and we won’t have Angela Merkel and her famous merkin in the house.
And yes, Nicky Sarky may only be knee high to a knee sock. He may be right wing. He may be a total knob. But you know, if push came to push harder, we probably would.
*receives Chevalier de la Legion D’Honneur*