Last seen poisoning a man along with Lady GaGa in the Telephone video and soon to be heard singing about her ‘niggaz’ on the new Kanye West record (he does the shouting: does anyone ever need to hear ‘Yo! Yo!’ on a song again? No, but really? Do they? Haven’t we had ‘Yo! Yo!’ up to here?), Beyonce has still found the time to get full head-to-toe body tattoos, dye her hair a crispy blonde and backcomb it to buggery and back.
*thinks about ‘buggery’. Smiles*
No, silly. The tats aren’t real. They are what is known in the trade as ‘temporary tattoos’ and they are for clever people who do not want to decide on a cartoon of Homer Simpson for their left bicep that will be there long after everyone has forgotten who the hell Homer Simpson is. Or a Maori tattoo that will still be there long after everyone has forgotten what the hell a Maori is.
Anyways, short story, cut it even shorter: Beyonce, House of Dereon, campaign, pictures, video over the jump…