Charlotte Church has put down the alcopops long enough to record a new album! How very relevant to the current pop market!

You want to put a Hoover round that front room!

She’s the only Church we’ll have any truck with. And we won’t hear a single word against her. Except for perhaps the word ‘Welsh’.

And here she is in all her glory hallelujah for her new album called *checks notes* Back to Scratch. We don’t really think you want the word ‘scratch’ in your album title, do you sweetheart?

Anyways, it’s got songs on it by songwriters and producers we’ve frankly never heard of and we won’t be buying it although we do love her more than McVities Digestive Biscuits (not the chocolate ones, obviously!)

Anyways, in sheer celebration of her backness, let’s enjoy her meeting Catherine Tate’s Nan over the jump. Oh, why don’t we? Just for the sheer hell of it!…

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  1. I’m no big animal rights activist, but shame on her for shoving her feet up raven’s bottoms in the name of fashion. Hullow? Revolting.

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