This is Madonna and Lourdes entering Shoreditch House last night. Which is, like, really annoying (rising intonation there) because we were going to go to Shoreditch House, but decided against it and went to some shithole to get pissed instead. But we would like to say Madonna looks hot, as does Lourdes. And we can say that about a 13-year-old girl because we bum the mens, therefore it is without sexual undertones. Or overtones. Or tawny lowlights. Jesus Luz off-of Madonna was also there, and we have a picture of him over the jump. And we never pass comment on anything but Jesus has what is known in the business as ‘one eye looking at you, the other one looking for you’. He is also afraid of colour.

*waves*

What, that wasn’t enough?

*sings; ‘Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose; Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.*

Never a good angle for anyone, really.
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This is Madonna and Lourdes entering Shoreditch House last night. Which is, like, really annoying (rising intonation there) because we were going to go to Shoreditch House, but decided against it and went to some shithole to get pissed instead. But we would like to say Madonna looks hot, as does Lourdes. And we can say that about a 13-year-old girl because we bum the mens, therefore it is without sexual undertones. Or overtones. Or tawny lowlights. Jesus Luz off-of Madonna was also there, and we have a picture of him over the jump. And we never pass comment on anything but Jesus has what is known in the business as 'one eye looking at you, the other one looking for you'. He is also afraid of colour., 2.0 out of 10 based on 1 rating

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3 comments to “This is Madonna and Lourdes entering Shoreditch House last night. Which is, like, really annoying (rising intonation there) because we were going to go to Shoreditch House, but decided against it and went to some shithole to get pissed instead. But we would like to say Madonna looks hot, as does Lourdes. And we can say that about a 13-year-old girl because we bum the mens, therefore it is without sexual undertones. Or overtones. Or tawny lowlights. Jesus Luz off-of Madonna was also there, and we have a picture of him over the jump. And we never pass comment on anything but Jesus has what is known in the business as ‘one eye looking at you, the other one looking for you’. He is also afraid of colour.”

  1. for a 13 year old she looks remarkably like a 25 year old whore. and sort her fucking eyebrows out for gods sake. Noel Gallagher in drag.

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  2. Is she re-filming Evita with Jesus as Che? Hey Mr. DJ put a record on.

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  3. I think Jesus’ t shirt is from Haus of Haters? http://hausofhaters.wordpress.com/

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