Our theory – that David Beckham’s cock isn’t much of a muchness – withstands. But just so long as it’s pretty.
*holds a ball*
Fancy seeing him doing that thing when they lift their shirt up to do something or other and we get a whiff of ‘riff? Well abs-and-pecs-alutely…!
ps. We just heard they’re doing a film about Frank ‘put a sock in it’ Sinatra and Marilyn Monroe – at the same time! – and George Clooney’s playing Frank and Angelina Jolie’s playing Marilyn.
*shakes head, and not in a good way*
Look at David Beckham with his lovely long Lindas and socks that come all the way up to here. ,