Oh hello bum-chums.
Stonewall – those good people who make life better for gays. And Ls and Bs, whatever they are – did a survey, in which they asked 37 women whether this product in their hands millionises their eyelashes and makes them scientifically more beautiful. They also asked 1,003 young gays which of the same-sex oriented famouses are their role models.
Will Young came first. The guy who sounds like Randy Crawford without the nice sounds, only came out because there was a story doing the rounds (isn’t there always?) and was an utter potato on Question Time.
Alison Goldfrapp came second. We j’adore her, je can’t get enough of her, je thinking of going as her for Halloween, but this is also the woman who doesn’t identify as a lesbian. Merely someone who happens to be bopping a lady’s boo-boo a the moment.
Third was Kele Okereke off-of Bloc Party. Who we actually don’t have a problem with and is rather lovely, we just couldn’t pick him out of a line-up.
Joe McElderbush was fourth. There were others, but what do you think this is, Jackanory?
And if you’re interested, our top three mainly consists of Basil Brush and Diana Ross.
Joe 'I didn't realise I was gay until someone said I was gay and, just like that, the penny dropped!' McElderry is the nation's third best role model for gays. Numbers one and two are also worrying. We've also got this itch. Any ideas? ,