This is Johnny Depp without his top on his holidays in Hawaii. He is 47 and some people are impressed by that. We know lots of 47-year-olds who got topless in Hawaii. Doesn’t everyone?
What is particularly interesting is that Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is the thrid highest-grossing moving picture of all time. Which is interesting because it is completely indecipherable from the other two or three or seven. Maybe some of them thought they were going to the toilet.