Well bugger us sideways, Andy Murray off-of anger has had an America’s Next Top Model makeover courtesy of good lighting, a touch of base, and Mario Testino.
He’s good that Mario. He took our picture three times, but we haven’t told him yet.
Andy Murray is here seen in the pages of American Vogue’s September issue, which is the chunky one. He is in his garage at his £5million house in London’s glittering Surrey, and he is wearing the weighted vest he uses for training. It actually looks quite nice. We’d wear it out. We’d wear it in. Heck, we’d shake it all about.
Andy is happy with the results, so much so it is now his Grindr profile.
‘Just seen the new American Vogue which I’m in!’ he twatted on a Tweet. ‘Shoot was good fun. What do you reckon?!’